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A Very Kuntry Kristmas

by WHITE BRONCO

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Have a Very Kuntry Kirstmas, from WHITE BRONCO to all!!!

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It's Christmas Eve, and I've been drinking again,
I'm driving my truck, my breath stinking of gin,
My wife keeps calling, so I throw out my phone,
When all of the sudden, I see in the middle of the road,
A big ass sleigh and some fat ass dude,
He's bent over crying, so I bring out my booze,

I ask him what's wrong, he looked at me and said,
The storm was too strong, now all my reindeer are dead,
So I handed him my bottle, and I told him to drink this,
Tonight my friend... We'll have a Kuntry Kristmas...

We're taking some shots, and Santa's blowing off steam,
Bitchin' 'bout Ms. Claus, as I blare Toby Keith,
Says he's sick of his job, and he wants to quit,
Bringing pussy ass toys to all the pussy ass kids,
We take another shot, and we both share a laugh,
And then I ask him if he's ever smoked crack,

I asked him what's wrong, he looked at me and said,
That shit is too strong, it could make me dead,
So I handed him my pipe, I told him 'bitch, hit this,'
Tonight St. Nick... Is our Kuntry Kristmas...

Now we're really fucking high, and Santa's freaking out,
He pulls out a gun and he starts to shout,
'Dont you know who I am? It's mother fucking St. Nick?
50 inch waist, with a 3 foot dick,'
I tell him to chill, and it'll all be alright,
He points the gun at me screaming, 'No milk and cookies tonight,'

I ask him what's wrong, he looked at me and said,
The presents are gone, guess I'm better off dead,
So I smack his fat face, and said 'Bitch, listen...'
Who gives a fuck?.... It's a Kuntry Kristmas...

A Very Kuntry Kristmas...

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released December 19, 2014
Written by WHITE BRONCO
Recorded by da homie Riley Ubben

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